The must-have cell-phone accessory for any self-respecting fashionista is not a faceplate encrusted with Swarovski crystals but a ringtone that intones Vogue editrix Anna Wintour’s style dictums:

ringtone_wintourm (from Cityfile)

Now if someone could explain how to actually get it onto my Nokia phone, I’d be ever so grateful.

On the other hand, I might prefer one of the great quotes from this extremely envy-inducing story about Carine Roitfeld, the innately uber-chic editor of Paris Vogue. Maybe this one: “I do not like comfortable.” Or one of design icon Diana Vreeland’s legendary mots: “Pink is the navy blue of India.”